Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

I always see cops walking around with nothing to do. Grab a broom.

Start sweeping. You sweep, sweep, sweep.

Catch a criminal, get right back to sweeping.

-You should run for mayor. -Nobody listens.

Where is someone? I'm starving.

Think this is him right here.

-Is there a table ready? -How many?

-How many? -Is Tatiana coming?

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