Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

...we start to fool around...

...and it's the first time, and it's early in the going...

...and I begin to perceive this impending...

...intestinal requirement...

...whose needs are going to surpass, by great lengths...

...anything in the sexual realm.

So I know I'm gonna have to stop.

And as this is happening, I'm thinking even if I can somehow manage...

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