Season 2, Episode 11: "The Chinese Restaurant"

I'm gonna go walk around and see what dishes look good.

I told my uncle I had a stomachache. Think he bought that?

Yeah, he probably bought it.

So, what happened with Tatiana?

-I shouldn't even tell you. -Come on.

After dinner last week, she invites me to her apartment.

Well, it's this little place with this little bathroom.

And it's, like, right there, you know? It's not even...