The Pony Remark

Season 2, Episode 2 — 62 scenes

• ""Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back."
• ""What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what....""
• "Let's pick it up right there.""
• "You have so many nice jackets. I don't know why you had to bring this jacket."
• "-Are you getting that? -I thought you were getting it."
• "We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me."
• "Well, the man's an individualist. He worked for Harry Flemming."
• "She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket."
• "I guess because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation."
• "You're not gonna believe it when you see it. Whole new lifestyle."
• "-You drew up plans for this? -No. No, it's all in my head."
• "-Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can."
• "A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month."
• "Seriously, do you wanna switch chairs?"
• "Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life, the edible-foliage tour."
• "Whenever he has a problem with a high-powered big shot..."
• "-I don't really eat dessert. I'm dieting. -Yeah, I can't eat dessert either."
• "What about ponies, huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that?"
• "In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up."
• "-I was just merely expressing-- -Should we have some coffee?"
• "I'm sure at that time in Poland, they were common. They were..."
• "She's a little upset. It's been an emotional day."
• "I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats..."
• "Who leaves a country packed with ponies to go to a non-pony country?"
• "Well, if you ever talk to her, tell her I'm sorry. Elaine too. She feels terr..."
• "-Hey, need any help with those? -It's nothing. I got it."
• "There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it."
• "-And it could be done. -Well, of course it could be done."
• "No, they just left."
• "Hang on a second, maybe I can still catch them."
• "-And when's the funeral? -I don't know, said he'd call back."
• "Oh, don't be ridiculous. She was an old woman."
• "I mean, the whole thing was taken out of context. It was a joke."
• "So you're not obligated. Go play in your game."
• "I don't have a dress to wear. And, you, you don't have anything."
• "You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy."
• "I think if you can't stretch out and get some solid rest at that point..."
• "...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand."
• "...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again."
• "You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality..."
• "...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it."
• "You know, I can't believe you're even considering not playing."
• "It's not like she's in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.""
• "If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies..."
• "I don't know. They've been in there since, like, World War II."
• "Even in her declining years, whenever she would speak of it..."
• "Its lustrous coat, its flowing mane."
• "You got your degree. They don't care. They just wanna see something."
• "...so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand?"
• "Once again, I just wanted to say how sorry I am..."
• "...it's very hot there. I'll have to get an air conditioner."
• "And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it."
• "Yeah, from what I understand, he works for the Parks Department."
• "-It's raining. -It's raining?"
• "-Here, scribble a little something here. -I can't. I'll get in trouble."
• "Look. Then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?"
• "Wait, you think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?"
• "...because she was off visiting another galaxy that day."
• "I mean, police don't use them for, you know, crowd control."
• "Yeah, I'm talking to you. Just--"
• "Think they could make them any size? Like the size of a quarter if they want?"
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