The Pony Remark
Season 2, Episode 2 — 62 scenes
- ""Let's go, pop. White belt, white pants, white shoes, get in the back."
- ""What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what....""
- "Let's pick it up right there.""
- "You have so many nice jackets. I don't know why you had to bring this jacket."
- "-Are you getting that? -I thought you were getting it."
- "We'll be in the championship game Wednesday because of me."
- "Well, the man's an individualist. He worked for Harry Flemming."
- "She made me fly from Florida for this, and then she criticizes my jacket."
- "I guess because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation."
- "You're not gonna believe it when you see it. Whole new lifestyle."
- "-You drew up plans for this? -No. No, it's all in my head."
- "-Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can."
- "A big dinner with dessert, but I got till the end of the month."
- "Seriously, do you wanna switch chairs?"
- "Oh, yeah, where the people eat the plant life, the edible-foliage tour."
- "Whenever he has a problem with a high-powered big shot..."
- "-I don't really eat dessert. I'm dieting. -Yeah, I can't eat dessert either."
- "What about ponies, huh? What kind of abnormal animal is that?"
- "In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up."
- "-I was just merely expressing-- -Should we have some coffee?"
- "I'm sure at that time in Poland, they were common. They were..."
- "She's a little upset. It's been an emotional day."
- "I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats..."
- "Who leaves a country packed with ponies to go to a non-pony country?"
- "Well, if you ever talk to her, tell her I'm sorry. Elaine too. She feels terr..."
- "-Hey, need any help with those? -It's nothing. I got it."
- "There's no dinner. The bet's off. I'm not gonna do it."
- "-And it could be done. -Well, of course it could be done."
- "No, they just left."
- "Hang on a second, maybe I can still catch them."
- "-And when's the funeral? -I don't know, said he'd call back."
- "Oh, don't be ridiculous. She was an old woman."
- "I mean, the whole thing was taken out of context. It was a joke."
- "So you're not obligated. Go play in your game."
- "I don't have a dress to wear. And, you, you don't have anything."
- "You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy."
- "I think if you can't stretch out and get some solid rest at that point..."
- "...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand."
- "...in which I'll ever have the opportunity to have sex again."
- "You know, funerals always make me think about my own mortality..."
- "...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it."
- "You know, I can't believe you're even considering not playing."
- "It's not like she's in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up.""
- "If you're a spirit, and you can travel to other dimensions and galaxies..."
- "I don't know. They've been in there since, like, World War II."
- "Even in her declining years, whenever she would speak of it..."
- "Its lustrous coat, its flowing mane."
- "You got your degree. They don't care. They just wanna see something."
- "...so he'll completely revamp that operation, you understand?"
- "Once again, I just wanted to say how sorry I am..."
- "...it's very hot there. I'll have to get an air conditioner."
- "And I'll live there, and I'll make sure that nothing happens to it."
- "Yeah, from what I understand, he works for the Parks Department."
- "-It's raining. -It's raining?"
- "-Here, scribble a little something here. -I can't. I'll get in trouble."
- "Look. Then in the fifth inning, why did you take off on the pop fly?"
- "Wait, you think Manya showed up during the game and put a hex on me?"
- "...because she was off visiting another galaxy that day."
- "I mean, police don't use them for, you know, crowd control."
- "Yeah, I'm talking to you. Just--"
- "Think they could make them any size? Like the size of a quarter if they want?"
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