Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

You're not wearing that to a funeral.

-What's wrong with it? -It looks ridiculous.

What, I'm gonna buy a new sport jacket now?

I don't know what to do.

You know what this funeral's gonna wind up costing me? Oh, boy.

We don't understand death.

And the proof of this is that we give dead people a pillow.

And, I mean, hey, you know.

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