Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

-I didn't even know the woman. -So don't go.

I mean, I met her three times. I don't even know her last name.

Jerry, no one's forcing you.

I mean, who has a funeral on a Wednesday?

That's what I wanna know. I mean...

...this is the championship. I'm hitting everything.

I don't have a dress to wear. And, you, you don't have anything.

I got my sport jacket.