Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

You ever sit there, and the conversation's so boring, it's so dull?

And you start to fantasize. You know, you think:

"What if I just got up and jumped out that window? I wonder what...."

Just crash right through the glass, you know.

Come back. There's broken glass. Everybody's upset.

"No, I'm all right. I was just a little bored there.

And, no, I'm fine. I came back.

I wanna hear more about that Hummel collection, Aunt Rose.

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