Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

-And what time is the funeral? -Two o'clock.

How long does a funeral take?

Depends on how nice the person was...

...but you gotta figure even Oswald took 45 minutes.

So you can't do both.

You know, if the situation were reversed...

...and Manya had some mahjong championship or something...

...I wouldn't expect her to go to my funeral. I would understand.

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