Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

Well, game's starting just about now.

It was good that the two of you came. It was a nice gesture.

I'm not a doctor yet, Uncle Morty. I'm just an intern.

I can't write a note to an airline.

You got your degree. They don't care. They just wanna see something.

-I just wanted to say how sorry I was. -Jerry...

...you wanna hear something?

Your cousin Jeffrey is switching parks.

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