Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

I didn't know she had a pony.

How was I to know she had a pony?

Who figures an immigrant is gonna have a pony?

Do you know what the odds are on that?

I mean, in all the pictures I saw of immigrants on boats...

...coming into New York Harbour...

...I never saw one of them sitting on a pony.

But why would anyone come here if they had a pony?

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