Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

At least come and say hello, have a cup of coffee, then you leave.

How come he gets to leave?

If I wind up sitting next to Uncle Leo, I am leaving.

He's always grabbing my arm when he talks to me.

I guess because so many people have left in the middle of his conversation.

And it's always about Jeffrey, right?

Yeah. He talks about him like he split the atom.

The kid works for the Parks Department.

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