Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

The game will be postponed.

We'll play tomorrow.

Believe me, I wouldn't bother you...

...if the Army hadn't closed that base in Sarasota.

-Here, scribble a little something here. -I can't. I'll get in trouble.

Oh, for God's sake.

Who gets picked off in softball?

-It's unheard-of. -Never happened to me before.