Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

I'm getting rid of all my furniture, all of it...

...and I'm gonna build these different levels.

You know, with steps.

And it'll all be carpeted.

With a lot of pillows.

You know, like ancient Egypt.

-You drew up plans for this? -No. No, it's all in my head.

I don't see how you can get comfortable.

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