Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

Oh, I'll get comfortable.

When do you intend to do this?

Should be done by the end of the month.

-Gonna do this yourself? -It's a simple job.

-Well, you don't think I can, huh? -No, it's not that I don't think you can.

I know that you can't, and I'm positive that you won't.

Well, I got the tools. I got the pillows. All I need is the lumber.

-Hey, that's some big job. -I don't see it happening.

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