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Oh, yeah, but I didn't say I hated anyone who had one.
-Who's gonna play left field? -Bender?
Bender? He can't play left. He stinks.
I just don't see what purpose it's gonna serve, you going.
I mean, you think dead people care who's at their funeral?
They don't even know they're having a funeral.
It's not like she's in the back going, "I can't believe Jerry didn't show up."