Season 2, Episode 2: "The Pony Remark"

They always make me take stock of my life...

...how I've pretty much wasted all of it and how I plan to continue wasting it.

I know, then you say to yourself:

"From this moment on, I'm not gonna waste any more of it."

But then you go, "How?

I mean, what can I do that's not wasting it?"

Well, is this a waste of time? What should we be doing?

-Can't you have coffee with people? -You know....