Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

The ultimate-- I think the ultimate psychological test of traffic...

...is the total dead stop. Not even rolling...

...and you look out the window, you see gum clearly.

But we know that in the future, traffic will get even worse than that.

What will happen? Will it start moving backwards? Is that possible?

That someday we'll be going, "Boy, this is some really bad traffic now.

This is really bad.

I'm gonna try and get off, and get back on going the other way."

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