Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

I'm always in traffic with the lane expert.

Do you know this type of person? Constantly re-evaluating...

...their lane choice. Never quite sure:

"Is this the best lane for me, for my life?"

They're always a little bit ahead. "Can I get in over there?

Can I get ahead of you?"

Yeah, come on over here, pal. We're zooming over here.

This is the secret lane, nobody knows about it.

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