Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

I did it! It's over.

-You did it? What happened? -I told her, in the kitchen.

Which was risky, because it's near all the knives.

I started with the word "listen." I said:

"Listen, Marlene." The next thing I know, I'm in the middle of it.

There's this voice inside me going, "You're doing it."

Then she started to cry, and I weakened a little bit.

I almost relented, but the voice, Jerry, the voice said:

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