Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

...but, my God, we've had three lunches and a movie...

...and she never stops calling.

And it's those meaningless, purposeless, blather calls.

She never asks if I'm busy or anything.

I just pick up the phone and she's in the middle of a sentence.

Has she left you a message...

...where she uses up the whole machine?

You know, sometimes she'll go, "Hello, Jerry?"

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