Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

You don't have to pay the $35 I gave the chiropractor...

...for the rest of your bill.

You paid that crook?

-I had to. -He didn't do anything, Jerry.

-It's a scam. Who told you to do that? -It was embarrassing to me.

I was trying to make a point.

Why don't you make a point with your own doctor?

-I think I swallowed a fly. -Oh, God.

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