Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

So I walked up behind him, tapped him on the shoulder and said:

"Hi, remember me?"

And he furrows his brow...

...as if he's really trying to figure it out.

So I said to him-- I said, "You little phoney.

You know exactly who I am."

-You said, "You little phoney"? -I did. I most certainly did.

And he goes, "Oh, yeah, you're Jeanette's friend. We did meet once."

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