Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

Well, you know what they say, lucky in love, unlucky with fruit.

Well, I'm taking this back.

So I had what you might call a little encounter this morning.

Really? That guy who stopped saying hello?

-Yes. -You talk to him?

Yes. I spotted him getting his mail.

At first I was just gonna walk on by but then I thought, "No, no.

-Do not be afraid of this man." -Right.

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