Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

Look, Jerry, it just wasn't my kind of humour.

You can't go by the audience. It was late, they were terrible.

I heard the material.

I have other stuff.

You should come see me on the weekend.

Women need to like the job of the guy they're with.

If they don't like the job, they don't like the guy.

Which is why we make up the phoney, bogus names for the jobs we have.