Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

"Right now, I'm the regional management supervisor.

I'm in development, research, consulting."

Men, on the other hand, if they are physically attracted to a woman...

...are not that concerned with her job, are we?

Men don't really care.

Men just go, "Really, slaughterhouse? That where you work? Interesting.

You got a big cleaver, just lopping their heads off? Sounds great.

Listen, why don't you shower up...

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