Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

-What are you doing? -I'm letting you in.

No, I don't want to sit in back. I'll be left out of the conversation.

-No, you won't. -Yes, I will, George.

I'll have to stick my chin on top of the seat.

-Okay. -Why can't you sit in the middle?

Please. It doesn't look good. Boy, boy, girl.

I think you're afraid to sit next to a man.

You're a little homophobic, aren't you?

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