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-You're flesh and blood. -I'm a nice guy.
-Hi. -Hi, Elaine.
My little airplane lamp.
You have the slowest elevator in the entire city.
That's hard to get used to when you're on so many fast ones.
Apartment elevators are always slower than offices...
...because you don't have to be home on time.