Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

-Marlene. -Mar--

-Marlene. -Yeah.

I took her home one night. We started up a little in the car.

-I thought you were getting rid of her. -I was.

But she's got me, like, hypnotized or something.

-Does George know? -No. He'd go nuts.

Yeah, no kidding.

I feel terrible.

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