Season 2, Episode 1: "The Ex-girlfriend"

I'd go, "Oh, really?"

Or, "Boy, that's-- That's something."

But eventually, you have to come back with:

"Well, I love you." You know, you can only hold out for so long.

-You're a human being. -I didn't even ask her out.

She asked me out first. She called me up.

What was I supposed to do, say no? I can't do that to someone.

-You're too nice a guy. -I am. I'm a nice guy.

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