Male Unbonding

Season 1, Episode 4 — 77 scenes

• "They just come wandering out of the house like zombies."
• "Men, it's true, men hear a drill, it's like a dog whistle,"
• "You know, they go running up to that living room curtain,"
• "they have to have those wood panel fences around it."
• ""What are you using, the steel girders down here?"
• "I have this sick compulsion to tell women how I feel."
• "We can only thank God for that. [ELEVATOR DINGS]"
• "I look down, there's this piece of green floss"
• "I look up, I see she's looking at it."
• "I'd be crawling around her bedroom right now,"
• "It looks like your belt is digesting a small animal."
• "Who is it? It's for you."
• "I'm a little busy right now. Can we talk Wednesday morning?"
• "I don't even answer the phone anymore because of him."
• "to the Knick game Wednesday. We got seats behind the bench."
• "He had a ping-pong table. We were friends."
• "I would've been friends with Stalin"
• "He's so self-involved."
• "Kramerica Industries."
• "No, no, no, I'm talking about a whole chain of them."
• "Well, I don't understand why you spend time with this guy."
• "Tell him, "I don't think we're right for each other.""
• "You know what I mean? I don't know how to say, "Bill,"
• "is that we can become friends based on almost nothing."
• ""So, what's in the refrigerator?""
• "We've been waiting here for 10 minutes already."
• "So I'm thinking about going to Iran this summer."
• "Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform."
• "You know, it's their annual terrorist luncheon."
• "Why don't you go in the back and find out, okay?"
• "Ha, ha! Oh, yeah. He asked me if I still saw you."
• "We're still great friends.""
• "...I don't think we should see each other anymore."
• "I mean, I-I know. You're a very busy guy."
• "[SOBBING] I always tell everybody about you. Tell everybody to:"
• "I'm sorry. I didn't mean it. I took it out on you."
• "We're still friends."
• "If it was tonight, I would've said tonight."
• "Say, where is that waitress? Hey!"
• "Oh, the four worst words in the English language."
• "Staring at each other in a defunct relationship."
• "I picked up the check. She didn't even offer."
• "I knew a guy who took his vacation on his change."
• "The Knicks without Ewing. Listen, uh, George,"
• "I had to give it to Horneck."
• "What did you give him <i>my</i> ticket for?"
• "I'm not going with him! I don't even know the guy!"
• "You know that part? You go to the bank, it's empty,"
• "I'd like the reward for this, please."
• "Well, then I'm not gonna go to the game either, okay?"
• "As long as you're gonna lie to the guy,"
• "why don't you tell him that you lost both tickets."
• "You know, you have to know how to do that."
• "You know, people, they really wanna make their own pizza pie!"
• "in any walk of life, under any circumstance,"
• "One day, you'll beg me to make your own pie."
• "Hi, Joel. This is Jerry. I hope you get this before you--"
• "and I'm really sorry. Have a good time."
• "I'm really running out of excuses with this guy."
• "We could go to one of those cappuccino places."
• "Okay, I'm gonna check my machine first."
• ""Picking someone up at airport, jury duty,"
• "so in case he calls, I just consult it,"
• "You ran out of underwear, you can't leave the house."
• "How about you've been diagnosed as a multiple personality?"
• "Deal with it. Be a man."
• "I'd rather lie to him the rest of my life"
• "Hey, you missed a great game tonight, buddy."
• "when I, you know, gave you the phone."
• "thought you were tutoring your nephew."
• "So... Thanks again for those tickets,"
• "You know, the wall being down and everything. Oh."
• "You know, I should really try something like that."
• "If you don't like the Mavericks, next Tuesday, Lakers."
• "The only way to get through talking with people"
• "The only problem with this is there's no way to say:"
• "We're out of time.""