Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

What can I do, break up with him?

Tell him, "I don't think we're right for each other."

At least with a woman, there's a precedent.

You know, the relationship goes sour, you end it.

No, no, no, no.

You have to approach this as if he was a woman.

Just break up with him? Absolutely.

You just tell him the truth.

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