Season 1

• Episode 1: The Seinfeld Chronicles — 80 scenes
  "Do you know what this is all about? Why we're here?"
• Episode 2: The Stake Out — 79 scenes
  "if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check,"
• Episode 3: The Robbery — 77 scenes
  "Now, I get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason,"
• Episode 4: Male Unbonding — 77 scenes
  "They just come wandering out of the house like zombies."
• Episode 5: The Stock Tip — 76 scenes
  "Never liked the "check at the end of the meal" system,"