The Stake Out

Season 1, Episode 2 — 79 scenes

• "if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check,"
• "I have noticed that women are very fast with checks,"
• "Who do I make it out to?"
• "a check is like a note from your mother that says,"
• ""If you could just trust me this one time."
• "she's probably screaming at those aliens,"
• "I don't believe you've seen this."
• "So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?"
• "You have no idea who I'm talking about, do you?"
• "tomorrow night at some bar for her birthday, but..."
• "Hey, did your father ever get that hair weave?"
• "That's it. You're not going anywhere."
• "Then what did you say that for? Hi!"
• "I didn't hear. Nobody's told me anything..."
• "JERRY [THINKING]: <i>Uh-oh, what do we have here?</i>"
• "<i>I can't maneuver anyway,</i> <i>with Elaine next to me.</i>"
• "<i>Oh, God.</i> <i>I've gotta get out of this.</i>"
• "<i>Why is this happening?</i> <i>Please make her stop.</i>"
• "Elaine, what's the name of that jewelry store"
• "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
• "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
• "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
• "Well, I just don't appreciate these little courtesy responses,"
• "No. You were talking about the, um, the dream you had"
• "who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship,"
• "You know, I bet you there were guys that tried to do it,"
• ""Would you like to go to bed immediately?"
• "You come home, your parents are in your bed."
• "How many people work at these big law offices?"
• "and I know where she works, but I don't know her name."
• "She brought you the chocolates you didn't like."
• "And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry."
• "Well, I think she's a very attractive girl."
• "it's a good thing I wasn't so particular."
• "So ask Elaine there for the number."
• "How could you still see her if you're not interested?"
• "He doesn't wanna ask Elaine for the number."
• "like a dope. What happens when he sees her?"
• "This is not that bad an idea."
• "What actress does she remind you of?"
• "If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?"
• "I work in the building."
• "I don't see architecture coming from you."
• "What do you want me to say, I just wandered in?"
• "What is his name?"
• "It sounds made up."
• "He's an importer-exporter, okay?"
• "You never talk to her about other women?"
• "Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it."
• "Ah, Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taff."
• "Really? Well, what do you design?"
• "I thought engineers do that."
• "I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night."
• "So, um... do you date immature men?"
• "I have no letters."
• "You can't look in there. We're playing."
• "Ma, you can't look up words in the dictionary."
• ""Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandelay.""
• "Just what I said. Here."
• "Because Vanessa probably told Pamela..."
• "Yeah, but what was the tone in her voice?"
• "She's still coming to the wedding."
• "No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to challenge that."
• "Like a patient gets difficult, you quone him."
• "Jerry, did I tell you that I'm writing a book,"
• "Yeah, Uncle Mac, you mentioned it."
• "How do you do? Jerry Seinfeld."
• "The whole elevator business-- Let me just explain."
• "Well, Jerry, I never saw you flirt with anyone before."
• "This is my cousin Artie Leveen. <i>Levine.</i>"
• "And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp."
• "we gotta be able to talk about other people."
• "It's great to talk about..."
• "Yeah. Well, anybody specific?"
• "No, that's great. That's terrific."
• "And he happens to be pretty good-looking."
• "especially if you've had a relationship with someone,"
• "It's like two magicians trying to entertain each other,"
• "Look, why don't we just saw each other in half"