The Stake Out
Season 1, Episode 2 — 79 scenes
- "if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check,"
- "I have noticed that women are very fast with checks,"
- "Who do I make it out to?"
- "a check is like a note from your mother that says,"
- ""If you could just trust me this one time."
- "she's probably screaming at those aliens,"
- "I don't believe you've seen this."
- "So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?"
- "You have no idea who I'm talking about, do you?"
- "tomorrow night at some bar for her birthday, but..."
- "Hey, did your father ever get that hair weave?"
- "That's it. You're not going anywhere."
- "Then what did you say that for? Hi!"
- "I didn't hear. Nobody's told me anything..."
- "JERRY [THINKING]: <i>Uh-oh, what do we have here?</i>"
- "<i>I can't maneuver anyway,</i> <i>with Elaine next to me.</i>"
- "<i>Oh, God.</i> <i>I've gotta get out of this.</i>"
- "<i>Why is this happening?</i> <i>Please make her stop.</i>"
- "Elaine, what's the name of that jewelry store"
- "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
- "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
- "<i>Sagman, Bennett, Robbins,</i> <i>Oppenheim, and Taff.</i>"
- "Well, I just don't appreciate these little courtesy responses,"
- "No. You were talking about the, um, the dream you had"
- "who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship,"
- "You know, I bet you there were guys that tried to do it,"
- ""Would you like to go to bed immediately?"
- "You come home, your parents are in your bed."
- "How many people work at these big law offices?"
- "and I know where she works, but I don't know her name."
- "She brought you the chocolates you didn't like."
- "And there was a little problem with the physical chemistry."
- "Well, I think she's a very attractive girl."
- "it's a good thing I wasn't so particular."
- "So ask Elaine there for the number."
- "How could you still see her if you're not interested?"
- "He doesn't wanna ask Elaine for the number."
- "like a dope. What happens when he sees her?"
- "This is not that bad an idea."
- "What actress does she remind you of?"
- "If I see her, what do I say I'm doing in the building?"
- "I work in the building."
- "I don't see architecture coming from you."
- "What do you want me to say, I just wandered in?"
- "What is his name?"
- "It sounds made up."
- "He's an importer-exporter, okay?"
- "You never talk to her about other women?"
- "Let me be the architect. I can do it. I can do it."
- "Ah, Sagman, Bennett, Robbins, Oppenheim, and Taff."
- "Really? Well, what do you design?"
- "I thought engineers do that."
- "I'm sorry you had to leave so early the other night."
- "So, um... do you date immature men?"
- "I have no letters."
- "You can't look in there. We're playing."
- "Ma, you can't look up words in the dictionary."
- ""Hope your meeting went well with Art Vandelay.""
- "Just what I said. Here."
- "Because Vanessa probably told Pamela..."
- "Yeah, but what was the tone in her voice?"
- "She's still coming to the wedding."
- "No, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to challenge that."
- "Like a patient gets difficult, you quone him."
- "Jerry, did I tell you that I'm writing a book,"
- "Yeah, Uncle Mac, you mentioned it."
- "How do you do? Jerry Seinfeld."
- "The whole elevator business-- Let me just explain."
- "Well, Jerry, I never saw you flirt with anyone before."
- "This is my cousin Artie Leveen. <i>Levine.</i>"
- "And I'm Jerry Cougar Mellencamp."
- "we gotta be able to talk about other people."
- "It's great to talk about..."
- "Yeah. Well, anybody specific?"
- "No, that's great. That's terrific."
- "And he happens to be pretty good-looking."
- "especially if you've had a relationship with someone,"
- "It's like two magicians trying to entertain each other,"
- "Look, why don't we just saw each other in half"
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