Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

Well, a bunch of people are getting together

tomorrow night at some bar for her birthday, but...

You don't wanna go to that. No. Okay.

Wait a second. Wait a second.

We could work out a little deal here.

What little deal?

I will go to that...

You go with me to a little family wedding

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