Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

No, why should we take over your apartment?

I don't care. I'm sleeping next door.

Your friend, Kramer, doesn't mind?

No. He's making a bouillabaisse.

So, Dad, let me ask you a question.

How many people work at these big law offices?

Depends on the firm.

If you called up and described someone,

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