Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

So I'm on a line at the supermarket.

Two women in front of me.

One of them, her total was $8.

They both, of course, choose to pay

by the use of the...

AUDIENCE [SCATTERED]: Check. Check.

Now... The fact is,

if it is a woman in front of you that's writing out the check,

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