Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

There's something about a check

that, to a man, is not masculine.

I don't know exactly what it is.

I think, to a man,

a check is like a note from your mother that says,

"I don't have any money,

"but if you'll contact these people,

"I'm sure they'll stick up for me.

Create GIFSearch more Seinfeld quotes →