Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

So where did you meet this guy?

I staked out his health club. Uh-huh.

When you're on a stakeout,

do you find it's better to stand up against the wall

or kind of crouch down behind a big plant?

You know, I think that...

even if you've had a relationship with someone,

especially if you've had a relationship with someone,

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