Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

to your little...conversation.

No. You were talking about the, um, the dream you had

where you were, um-- You had wooden teeth.

No! No! You had wooden teeth.

You had wooden teeth.

I didn't have wooden teeth. You did.

All right, so I had wooden teeth. So what?

So-- So nothing. Nothing.

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