Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

Apparently, Plato,

who came up with the concept of the platonic relationship,

was pretty excited about it.

He named it after himself.

He said, "Yeah, I got this new thing--

"My idea, my name, calling it after myself.

"What I do is, I go out with the girls,

"I talk with them, don't do anything,

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