Season 1, Episode 2: "The Stake Out"

What do you think their parents think?

So, what's your son doing now, Dr. Stevens?

Oh, he's a public fornicator.

Yes, he's a fine boy.

You know what? This would be

a funny gift for Pamela's birthday.

Pamela. Do I know her?

Yeah, you met her when we were going out.

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