The Robbery

Season 1, Episode 3 — 77 scenes

• "Now, I get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason,"
• "I mean...you could just give someone the toe, really,"
• "I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?"
• "I've got the Q-Tips, I've got the mini-umbrella,"
• "That is the single greatest packing performance"
• "You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses"
• "The hot water takes a little while to come on,"
• "No meat, no leftovers, no butter,"
• "but if you absolutely must, do us all a big favor--"
• "No, I'm staying here for the weekend."
• "Why don't you just kick her out? She's on the lease."
• "Yeah? What's it like? I haven't seen it yet,"
• "I know what you're saying now. [CHUCKLES]"
• "Yeah, tell him, but quickly. I'm double-parked here."
• "You should at least take a look at this place."
• "Come on, I'm going to Minneapolis."
• "The police are coming right over."
• "because I was going to bring the spatula right back."
• "Wait, you left the lock open,"
• "Yeah, I was going to bring the spatula right back."
• "It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today."
• "Yeah, don't investigate. Don't pay me back."
• "These things happen."
• "stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, and a computer."
• "Well, Mr. Seinfeld, uh, we'll look into it,"
• "The messages aren't for him, he's the crook."
• "I walked in. Your lobby door is broken again."
• "and your first reaction, or one of your friends will say:"
• "I don't really think we're going to crack this case, do you?"
• "to come up with a theme for their careers anymore."
• "We can find him. He's a penguin.""
• "How do you get all that wood in here?"
• "ELAINE: Look! Look at-- Look at this."
• "Jerry, you can barbecue back here."
• "Oh, man, this place is incredible."
• "Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this."
• "What do you think, George?"
• "I'm taking the place. I'm going to take it."
• "ELAINE: What about the couch? JERRY: You like the couch?"
• "A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?"
• "I don't know. Maybe...twenty dollars?"
• "Yeah? <i>It's George.</i>"
• "I'm gonna pack up the cushions now."
• "I just bought Jerry's couch for $50."
• "Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable"
• "No, I want it if you don't want it."
• "Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble here,"
• "Well, one of you better damn well take it."
• "Winner takes all, and that's it. Agreed?"
• "No catching. No, no."
• "Tails. No, it hit the table. It hit the table."
• "I don't want to win it like this."
• "Well, I'll tell you what. I'll choose you for it."
• "Okay. I'll choose you."
• "For the apartment. BOTH: Once, twice, three, shoot!"
• "BOTH: Once, twice, three, shoot!"
• "GEORGE [YELLING]: Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?"
• ""Oh, by the way, I know about the stuff.""
• "so he's gonna take me into his confidence."
• "You know, if I don't get back in five minutes,"
• "Starting...now!"
• "One of the problems in life is that when you're a kid,"
• ""Your Honor, my client did ask for the front seat.""
• "I don't know if it's the tile or the lighting."
• "I'm saying to them, "How can you eat that stuff?""
• "I'm so sick about losing that choose."
• "I won't mope. You're already moping."
• "All right. Then just get rid of it."
• "about a half block from the park."
• "She wanted to thank us for the apartment."
• "My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on<i> Carousel.</i>"
• "If there's anything I can ever do to repay you--"
• "We're barbecuing every night,"
• "These are the guys who turned this place down."
• "How could you guys have turned this place down?"
• "I get a call from Gilmore this morning, get this--"
• "[IN UNISON] What's the rent?"