The Robbery
Season 1, Episode 3 — 77 scenes
- "Now, I get ahead of this woman who felt, for some reason,"
- "I mean...you could just give someone the toe, really,"
- "I mean, that's really insulting, to get the toe, isn't it?"
- "I've got the Q-Tips, I've got the mini-umbrella,"
- "That is the single greatest packing performance"
- "You've got to know the strengths and weaknesses"
- "The hot water takes a little while to come on,"
- "No meat, no leftovers, no butter,"
- "but if you absolutely must, do us all a big favor--"
- "No, I'm staying here for the weekend."
- "Why don't you just kick her out? She's on the lease."
- "Yeah? What's it like? I haven't seen it yet,"
- "I know what you're saying now. [CHUCKLES]"
- "Yeah, tell him, but quickly. I'm double-parked here."
- "You should at least take a look at this place."
- "Come on, I'm going to Minneapolis."
- "The police are coming right over."
- "because I was going to bring the spatula right back."
- "Wait, you left the lock open,"
- "Yeah, I was going to bring the spatula right back."
- "It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today."
- "Yeah, don't investigate. Don't pay me back."
- "These things happen."
- "stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, and a computer."
- "Well, Mr. Seinfeld, uh, we'll look into it,"
- "The messages aren't for him, he's the crook."
- "I walked in. Your lobby door is broken again."
- "and your first reaction, or one of your friends will say:"
- "I don't really think we're going to crack this case, do you?"
- "to come up with a theme for their careers anymore."
- "We can find him. He's a penguin.""
- "How do you get all that wood in here?"
- "ELAINE: Look! Look at-- Look at this."
- "Jerry, you can barbecue back here."
- "Oh, man, this place is incredible."
- "Can you believe it? I'm nuts about this."
- "What do you think, George?"
- "I'm taking the place. I'm going to take it."
- "ELAINE: What about the couch? JERRY: You like the couch?"
- "A hundred and fifty dollars? For what? For this couch?"
- "I don't know. Maybe...twenty dollars?"
- "Yeah? <i>It's George.</i>"
- "I'm gonna pack up the cushions now."
- "I just bought Jerry's couch for $50."
- "Listen, if you are feeling uncomfortable"
- "No, I want it if you don't want it."
- "Excuse me. I don't mean to cause any trouble here,"
- "Well, one of you better damn well take it."
- "Winner takes all, and that's it. Agreed?"
- "No catching. No, no."
- "Tails. No, it hit the table. It hit the table."
- "I don't want to win it like this."
- "Well, I'll tell you what. I'll choose you for it."
- "Okay. I'll choose you."
- "For the apartment. BOTH: Once, twice, three, shoot!"
- "BOTH: Once, twice, three, shoot!"
- "GEORGE [YELLING]: Why did I put out two? Why did I put out two?"
- ""Oh, by the way, I know about the stuff.""
- "so he's gonna take me into his confidence."
- "You know, if I don't get back in five minutes,"
- "Starting...now!"
- "One of the problems in life is that when you're a kid,"
- ""Your Honor, my client did ask for the front seat.""
- "I don't know if it's the tile or the lighting."
- "I'm saying to them, "How can you eat that stuff?""
- "I'm so sick about losing that choose."
- "I won't mope. You're already moping."
- "All right. Then just get rid of it."
- "about a half block from the park."
- "She wanted to thank us for the apartment."
- "My roommate starts rehearsal tonight on<i> Carousel.</i>"
- "If there's anything I can ever do to repay you--"
- "We're barbecuing every night,"
- "These are the guys who turned this place down."
- "How could you guys have turned this place down?"
- "I get a call from Gilmore this morning, get this--"
- "[IN UNISON] What's the rent?"
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