Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

And where were you?

I was at Bloomingdale's,

waiting for the shower to heat up.

Look, Jerry, I'm sorry. I'm--

You have insurance, right, buddy? No.

How can you not have insurance? Because...

I spent my money on the Clapco D-29.

It's the most impenetrable lock on the market today.