Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

One of the problems in life is that when you're a kid,

you have a certain way of working out disagreements...

and those laws do not work in the adult world.

One of the main ways that kids resolve any dispute

is by calling it.

One of them'll say, "I got the front seat."

"I wanted the front seat." "I called it."

And the other kid knows he's got nothing to say.

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