Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

Someone shows me one of their fingers,

and I'm supposed to feel bad.

Is that the way it's supposed to work?

I mean...you could just give someone the toe, really,

I would feel worse if I got the toe

than if I got the finger,

because it's not easy to give someone the toe.

You got to get the shoe off, the sock off,

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