Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

I hate housewarmings.

I don't know what we're doing here.

This is ridiculous.

She wanted to thank us for the apartment.

I can't believe I lost the deposit

on that U-Haul,

and I threw out my couch.

If only the coin hadn't hit the table.

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