Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

"Stakeouts, manhunts...

I'm going to see some real action."

Right? You think that.

So the police come over to your house,

they fill out the report.

They give you...

Now, unless they give the crook his copy,

I don't really think we're going to crack this case, do you?

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