Season 1, Episode 3: "The Robbery"

OFFICER: Let's see, that's, uh, one TV,

stereo, one leather jacket, a VCR, and a computer.

Is that about it?

The answering machine.

Answering machine.

Boy, I hate the idea of somebody out there

returning my calls.

What do you mean?

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