Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

I don't know why you bother with this ping-pong guy.

I tell you that. I don't bother with him.

He's been calling for seven years.

I never called him once.

He's got the attention span of a 5-year-old.

Sometimes I sit there, and I make up things,

just to see if he's paying attention.

Well, I don't understand why you spend time with this guy.

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