Season 1, Episode 4: "Male Unbonding"

"Picking someone up at airport, jury duty,

waiting for cable company--"

Okay, just hand that over, please.

Oh-ho! What is this?

It's a list of excuses.

It's for that guy Horneck

who's at the game tonight with my tickets.

I have that list now,

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